The Indian man said to the American, “You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.” We call this arranged marriage.

I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.”

The American said, Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. “After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
‘This is the second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you for not
answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a
tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind
of ice cream varies so, every night, after we’ve eaten, the whole family votes on
which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It’s
also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store
have created a problem….. You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from
the store my car won’t start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car starts just fine. I want
you to know I’m serious about this question, no matter how silly it
sounds “What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice
cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?” The Pontiac President was understandably
skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.
The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well educated
man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time,
so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice
cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn’t start.
The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate.
The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started.
The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man’s car
was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as
long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: He
jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, type of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc.
In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any
other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,
being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the store for
quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the store at a different
counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.
Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn’t start when it took
less time. Eureka – Time was now the problem – not the vanilla ice
cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: “vapor lock”.
It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the
other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man
got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.
Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be
simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.
What really matters is your attitude and your perception…

Bhuvan is equally capable of offering images of the globe, but the best resolution area is India, at least for the time being. “Bhuvan will be able to give you an image from only 10 meters away”, an ISRO spokesman said; which means in the Indian subcontinent even a commuter moving on the road can be easily spotted. Bhuvan uses images taken at least a year ago by ISRO’s seven remote-sensing satellites in orbit including Cartosat-1 and Cartosat-2.

Bhuvan’s edge over Google Earth

Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, “I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court”..

Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal.

Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.

The teacher put forward his argument saying: “If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money”.

Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: “If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don’t have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don’t have to pay him because I haven’t won my first case yet. So either Way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything”.

This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded in history…!

For the best joke competition Organized in Britain:

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.”

The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London.

When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,”
I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. “

The man  looked confused for a moment, then he laughs …. “Oh, no,”
he, said, “Everyone’s fine – both my brothers are alive” .

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I just quit drinking!!!

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Cheers,

G@nesh K@ushik